This hoodie/sweatshirt/pullover isn't just a piece of clothing/apparel/gear; it's a statement/declaration/manifesto. It says, "Don't talk/mess/bother with me before my coffee/caffeine/energy drink" and "I run/live/thrive on {sarcasm/dry humor/wit." You can wear this baby/gem/treasure to your office/class/weekly coffee run, but be warned: it may attract/repulse/confuse people. Sleep is for the weak.

Caffeine, Because Adulting Is Hard AF Hoodie

You know that feeling? The one where you're drowning in duties and your brain is running on fumes. Yeah, adulting is tough. But hey, at least we can laugh about it, right? That's why this Java, Because Adulting Is Hard AF Hoodie is the perfect way to communicate your feelings. It's comfy, it's funny, and it's basically a wearable pep talk. Plus, who doesn't love a good cup of tea anyway?

• Rock this hoodie to your next social event
• It makes a great gift for the adult in your life who's struggling
• Pair it with your favorite sweatpants for ultimate comfort

Coffee is My Blood Type, This Hoodie

I don't need caffeine like a regular person. I run on pure liquid gold. My veins are pumping with that magical elixir. Honestly, if you ever see me sporting this hoodie, it's a undeniable sign that I'm fully powered.

• Claim yours before they vanish into the ether!

Glazed Kill My Vibe (Unless It's With A Shot) Hoodie

This hoodie is for the real vibe chillers. You know, the kind who adore a good mood and aren't afraid to flaunt their personality. It's got that classic look with a touch of sarcasm, making it perfect for braving the world. Plus, let's be real, coffee is the only thing that can kill your vibe. And this hoodie knows that.

• Features: Super-soft material
• Options: Navy, and maybe a few wild ones too
• Feels: True to size, so you can feel confident in your decision

Score yours joke coffee hoodies now before the vibes run out!

Warning: Could Spontaneously Talk About That Coffee Hoodie

This individual is a serious fan of their coffee-themed hoodie. Like, really serious. They've been known to suddenly burst into conversations about it at the least unpredictable times. Don't be surprised if they start a detailed explanation about its material, pattern, or even the perfect coffee pairing. It might take a while to steer them back to other topics, so be prepared for a caffeine-fueled adventure.

Top I Run on Coffee and Chaos {

This isn't just a piece of apparel, it's a statement. A declaration to the world that you thrive in the beautiful mess. You're fueled by caffeine and driven by deadlines, all while rocking this super comfy design. Whether you're conquering your schedule, or just relaxing after a long work day, this top is the perfect way to show off your personality.

• Double the cool if you pair it with some dark circles for that authentic look.
• Own this vibe and let everyone know: You run on a whole lot of caffeine.